Friday, July 31, 2009

Live on the Chris Vernon Show!!!

Dressed to impress, the Vest boys marched into the radio booth with an acoustic guitar, an electrified one, and an amp running on the same potato battery used by Adam Hill.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

We're Coming To Little Rock!!!

Monday, July 27, 2009



Wednesday, July 22, 2009

all of their strengths; none of their weaknesses

wednesday, july 22 --
monday night was filled to the brim with a ridiculous amount of fun. a big, loving thanks goes out to all who attended. a special sloppy, wet thanks to chinamen for killin it and getting us all fired up.

the night before the show we designed & put together around a 100 handmade physical copies of our debut record. this limited pressing (oo wee really!?!?!) is the perfect knick knack, stocking stuffer, beverage coaster, frisbee, straight-edge, paper weight, and uneven table leg fixer. but wait, there's more! this limited edition (so impressed....) compact disc also includes music! so dont miss out! do us a big one and tell all yer friends about it. even if you dont like it, still tell all yer friends, cuz let's face it... your's isn't the greatest taste in music...... hey! cd's are available at shangri-la, spinstreet, and all of our shows!

speaking of shows, next monday will be the last night of our month-long engagement at the hi tone. awwww sadzzz. jeffrey james & haul will be joining us! im serious!

side note: can't get enough!? greg, toby, and jake will be backing up richard and anne of music's richard james & the special riders. it'll be drunk! i mean, fun.

anyway, im tired of typing and i have to flip my endless summer lp.

have a great weekend. and as always, our record is always available for free download on the right hand tab of this here shiny new bloggy blug blog blog.

seasons beatings,
the bulletproof vests

Sunday, July 19, 2009


So we spent the last year lying to you. A long time ago we said this album was gonna come out and, well, it never did. Whoops! We feel real bad about that. In order to repent for our sins, we offer you this free download of the album (artwork included!). Of course, it's not as cool as the handmade CDs we'll have available for $5 at our shows, BUT its the whole damn record and you dont have to pay a cent. And on top of that, if you call Faison he'll come to yer house and lick yer bathroom clean while you listen. It's true! Ask him! Yeah, so anyway, just click that mediafire link, click "Click Here To Start Download," save it to yer computer, unzip the file and BAM there's the record. Hope you like it.

The Bulletproof Vests

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

<a href="">Tracko Marx (Acoustic-ish) by The Bulletproof Vests</a>
<a href="">So Long (Acoustic-ish) by The Bulletproof Vests</a>
<a href="">Flying (Live @ Stax) by The Bulletproof Vests</a>
<a href="">Magic Wand by The Bulletproof Vests</a>